Random thoughts

If turkeys had a holiday, you think they'd be thankful for anything?

When referring to more than one box, why can't you use the term "boxen"?

If blue balls occurs when polly wont finish off your cracker, does that mean you should finish yourself?

Is it possible for a bird to be afraid of heights?

Americans elected George Bush... a second time?

Why am I now suddenly obsessed with the term "teabag"?

Do cats ever wake up and think "Fuck, I've just GOT to do something with my life."?